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英語謎語 English Riddles
題目區 【笑呵呵學英文】
1. What day of the week is the best for having fried foods?
2. What kind of dog has no tail?
3. What keys won't open doors?
4. When can you run as fast as a horse?
5. I begin with T and end with T, and I am full of T. What am I?
6. Why is "heat" faster than "cold"?
7. Why is "SMILES" the longest English word?
8. In CHOCOLATE, there are three things to drink. What are they?
9. I get dirty when your face and hands become clean. What am I?
10. When is a blue book not a blue book?
11. Why do birds fly south for winter?
12. What kind of cake do small boys dislike?
13. Twelve girls were standing under a large umbrella. Why didn't any
of them get wet?
14. What is there between sea and sky?
15. What goes up but never comes down?


解答區
1. Friday
2. hot dog
3. monkey, donkey, turkey
4. When I am riding on horseback.
5. teapot
6. Because you can catch a cold.
7. Because there is one mile between S and S.
8. COCOA, TEA, and COLA
9. towel
10. When it is read.
11. It is too far to walk.
12. A cake of soap
13. It wasn't raining.
14. and
15. your age

Riddles(猜謎樂)
These riddles are a bit hard, but some of them are fun. You may try looking for the answers on the Net. :)

1.How do you make a witch itch?
2.Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
3.How can you tell if a planet is married?
4.If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
5.What day does a fish hate?
6.What did one cloned sheep say to the other?
7.What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
8.What did one wall say to the other wall?
9.What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
10.What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
11.What kind of tree has hands?
12.What does an envelope say when you lick it?
13.What is the largest bra?
14.What does a bee use to brush its hair?
15.What kind of necktie does a pig wear?
Answers:

1.Take away her "W".

2.He's all right now.
all right 除了沒事外，還可解釋為"全都是右邊"

3.It has a ring around it.
結過婚的人要戴ring，像行星外圍都有一圈圈的環，也叫ring，所以說是"結過婚"

4.Pilgrims.
The Mayflower

5.Fry day.
有些基督徒因為宗教的關係，星期五不吃肉，但還是可吃魚，
所以賣炸魚的店再星期5生意特好，Friday的同音字Fry day是
魚要被炸的日子，所以是魚最討厭的日子

6."I am ewe."
可以解釋為"我是母羊"，但也和"I am you."(我就是你)同音

7.Nothing,they just waved.
Wave是雙關語，可代表"招手"或"波浪"

8."Meet you at the corner."

9."Dam."
說牠撞上水壩。不過dam發音和咒罵damn完全相同，
正是撞到東西時可能會脫口而出的話

10.Bugs Bunny.

11.A palm tree.
palm字面上的意思是"手掌"

12.Nothing,it just shuts up.
舔信封一下，接下來就是封起來，也就是shut up的意思了

13.zebra
Z-bra

14.A honeycomb.
蜂窩(honeycomb)是不能拿來梳頭，可是拆開來可看成
honey(蜜蜂)+comb(梳子)，也就是蜜蜂用的梳子

15.A pigsty.
把pigsty的發音拆開來，就和pig's tie同音

標題：英語笑話與謎語 English jokes & riddles
1.Q: If 5 dogs are chasing a cat down the street, what time is it?

A: 5 after 1.

2.Q: What question can you never answer"yes" to ?

A: Are you asleep?

3.Q: How many sides does a house have?

A: Two: inside & outside.

4.Q: Which travels faster, heat or cold?

A: Heat, because you can catch (a) cold easily.

5.Q: Is it better to have a lion eat you, or a tiger?

A: It's better to have a lion eat a tiger.



這些句子拿來跟外國人聊天會有不錯的效果唷
(不過我覺得有些好冷...)